I watched Don’t Breathe and Don’t Breathe 2 this weekend. It’s about an old blind guy that murders the shit out of everything. While I was greatly entertained I cant help but think that I would have survived both movies just by chillin on the dude’s sofa, even watch some TV with the volume down, you literally up your chances of survival by 80% by not doing anything and I’m reeeallly good at that! I mean, if you can’t handle a blind slasher in his 70s you just kinda suck.
ME LIKEY!!!